I can build you a website if you want. A nice, simple static website using pure HTML and CSS - like this one or we can go for a dynamic, database powered ASP solution. Or we can push the boat out and I can customise you one a bit like the one you're looking at now. I can also provide you with domain names, hosting and email addresses.

Not after a website? Has your computer broken? Well, I've been building computers for the last 14 years so chances are I can fix it for you. If I can't then I can advise you on how to get it working again. If you've got a new graphics card but don't know how to get it in your computer then I do and I can.

Or maybe you're after a nice new computer program for something or other - well I've been coding for the last 10 years and work at the head office of a very well known company doing just that. I can help you there too.

Starting to get the idea yet?